Broke.
I have officially crossed the line from living-at-home-frugally-off-my-reserves to broke. Because my reserves? Now ten bucks. Whee.
Thankfully, I have shit to sell. Like textbooks, and a pair of old riding boots. Anyone want riding boots? Size 9, with a zipper up the back real-classy-like, so you can take them on and off on your own.
Just kidding. You really don’t want those boots. They’re kinda worn out.
I should sell my textbooks, though.